True Story

I was talking with me girlfriends and told them how I know what it’s like to turn on FashionTV and envy all the models. These girls are obviously the ones who worship a Miranda Kerr body. And so I told them that I envy Francisco Lachowski’s. Which then they asked “Francisco who?”

I smiled and gladly showed them this photo on my phone

To which they responded with big, long OMGs